Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Night Courses

Just a little joke I received from my email =]
Enjoy!

Night Courses


Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get
promotion or better job.

During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge. Ah
Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already,
next week is the exam. Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah. Then Ah Beng started
show off... Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell? Ah Seng: Don't
know Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take
night courses, you would know this. Ah Seng: ........................
*speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again... Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask
you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau? Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah? Ah
Beng: No! He's the author of 'Confessions', nah nah nah... told you
already, if you take night courses, you would know this. Ah Seng:
......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again... Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas? Ah
Seng: Your gay partner? Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply
answer la. He's the author of 'The 3 Musketeers', if you take night
courses, you would know this. Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless
+ frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng... Ah Seng:
Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw? Ah Beng: Errrr... No! Ah Seng: He's the
guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know
this!! Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*


~Karumenu - i'm gonna join night courses XD!!!