Thursday, January 31, 2008

Lame jokes x)

So here's some lame jokes for all of you that my cousin - Jack sent it to me x]

Here goes!

You wanna be smart?
Go thru smart tunnel then

He : your face must turn a few heads.
She: and your face must turn a few stomachs

He : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He : If i could set you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing.

He : Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes. That's why i don't go there anymore.

He : Hey baby, what's your sign?
She: Do not enter.

He : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

He : Is this seat empty?
She: Yep, and this one will be if you sit down.

He : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He : Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you

He : I think i could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He : What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He : Go on, Don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay, Get out.

A : *smells smtg smelly* woi, u fart izit?

B: no lar where got, must be C!

A: but C is sleepin!! when ppl sleep they can fart one meh?

B: why not?

D: u sleep tat time u got breathe anot?

A: u breathe thru ur ass 1 izit?


Hokey done for today!
Have a nice February!!!

~Karumenu - Desperate for a Valentine gift -_-