So here's some lame jokes for all of you that my cousin - Jack sent it to me x]
You wanna be smart?
Go thru smart tunnel then
He : your face must turn a few heads.
She: and your face must turn a few stomachs
He : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
He : If i could set you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing.
He : Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes. That's why i don't go there anymore.
He : Hey baby, what's your sign?
She: Do not enter.
He : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
He : Is this seat empty?
She: Yep, and this one will be if you sit down.
He : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
He : Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you
He : I think i could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He : What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
He : Go on, Don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay, Get out.
A : *smells smtg smelly* woi, u fart izit?
B: no lar where got, must be C!
A: but C is sleepin!! when ppl sleep they can fart one meh?
B: why not?
D: u sleep tat time u got breathe anot?
A: u breathe thru ur ass 1 izit?
Hokey done for today!
Have a nice February!!!
~Karumenu - Desperate for a Valentine gift -_-