Thursday, January 31, 2008

Lame jokes x)

So here's some lame jokes for all of you that my cousin - Jack sent it to me x]

Here goes!

You wanna be smart?
Go thru smart tunnel then

He : your face must turn a few heads.
She: and your face must turn a few stomachs

He : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He : If i could set you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing.

He : Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes. That's why i don't go there anymore.

He : Hey baby, what's your sign?
She: Do not enter.

He : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

He : Is this seat empty?
She: Yep, and this one will be if you sit down.

He : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He : Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you

He : I think i could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He : What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He : Go on, Don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay, Get out.


A : *smells smtg smelly* woi, u fart izit?

B: no lar where got, must be C!

A: but C is sleepin!! when ppl sleep they can fart one meh?

B: why not?

D: u sleep tat time u got breathe anot?

A: u breathe thru ur ass 1 izit?

xDD

Hokey done for today!
Have a nice February!!!

~Karumenu - Desperate for a Valentine gift -_-

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Some day eh x]

Today lessons are boring -_-
Well~~~ SOME of it =P

After assembly of course we went to our class. Have to walk up to 2ND floor with A LOT OF BOOKS O_O!

First lesson was Mandarin
Is OKAY i guess O.o Not so bored because i love the teacher. Tee Hee!!

So on is Kemahiran Hidup - ERT
TEACHER LET US COOK TOMORROW. WOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Our menu will be Spaghetti, Potato cheese, Fried rice while drinks will be Ribena and Orange Juice. Wheeee!!! Rox!
Best part was : TEACHER LET US! i mean...ME AMANDA AND MEI KEI to bring CAMERAAAAA! Why only us? Because only we ask mahh!! When all the students left we helped teacher to close the windows and doors so we ask teacher lor =]

Recess
Stole Shu Ling bread and eat xD

Science
Answered a question that everyone don't know WOO HOO!
What is Nerve Impulse?
Electric something something message =x I FORGOT LAR! SEE FROM BOOK ONLY SIMPLY ANSWER 1 MAH~~ =X

Sejarah
Yawns!!!!

Geography
MORE YAWNSSSSS

Bahasa Malaysia
Teacher start asking question by the meaning of rangkap 1. Until teacher ask till rangkap 3. Teacher called my name.
TEACHER REMEMBER MY NAME!!! MY NAME! ME CARMEN HOR! SHE REMEMBER MEEEEE!!! WOO HOO!! The 3rd person she called me!!!
wait -_- isn't this bad?
Now, she'll call me whenever she want when she ask question and if i don't know how to answer...uh oh O_O xDD
Amanda got called at rangkap 7 too. Not bad not bad x]

End of school
We tried the school's new PJK pants. So big =x

Aerobic Practice
CHANGE SONG AGAIN O_O!
Change to...heh heh! DON'T WANT TELL U ALL~~~ Let you all guess =P.
But unbelievable thing, Cik Khoo is our aerobic teacher. ( WTFish!?!?!?! ) Fine I don't care she's our teacher because she won't be teaching, Mei Kuan will =].

HOLD ON! She not teaching us the steps, BUT! she going to supervise us O_O? She?
Ewww~~ Like the whole school know this, She is the worst dressing teacher in our school. And after our dance, she had a WHOLE PAPER LIST of comments about US aerobic-ing.
Other comments MAY be acceptable, BUT NOT THIS!

She : You all must tuck in your shirt. Not tuck in like pull some out. Is tuck in the whole shirt no excess outside your pants. I want to see your pants the getah there!

We were like HHHAAARRRRRRR!?!?!??!?!?
After hearing this, everyone don't feel like aerobic anymore =(
I mean like she own self bad dressing fine larh! WHY MAKE US BE WITH YOU TOO!?!?!?! WE GOT GOOD TASTE ONE YOU KNOW OR NOT!!! :((
We really don't feel like joining anymore -_-

Home
Can you actually believe that i have to carry the whole stack of bookSSS across to the other block and sit a lift up and walk again to my house? I almost broke my back man! IS SO FREAKING HEAVY O_O! Fine about that.

But while i throw my packet of Teh Tarik, I accidentally terbalik the packet and inside the excess fell on my hand and my plastic bag -_- DARN!

After my refreshing bath, I wanted to take a paper out from my pencil box to make a call to my friend. When i saw my bag from far, the colour like gone darker O.o? So i walk closer and saw IS WET! SOAK WET! WHOLE THING IS WET WET WET! Why???? MY WATER TUMBLE SPILL AND WET MY WHOLE ENTIRE BAG! but not all the books (phew).

So it took me for about 1 hour to "Gao Dim" everything in my bag because have to arrange my books to let it dry and put my bag in the drying machine with my tie and so on.

Uh! -_- Then i have to wash all the dishes and boil the rice and wash the clothes and FINALLY i can sit still on the sofa and eat something while watching TV. Stress sia!! Until now, I haven't move my homework yet except leaving it on the table open and haven't write a single word =]
Let's just say i have a bright future xD


~Karumenu - Such a perfect day ; Anyway, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! *ahem* angpau leh? xD

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I'M ANGRY
DOES ANYONE GIVE A DAMN?
NO?
CLOSE MY BLOG THEN!

~Karumenu - GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Falalaa~
Today went Giant O__O
Saw my friend -.-...idiot betul. He went to the lift with his brother then run up by the escalator while his brother went back to the lift and see whose faster. So freaking lame.
So i bought something...AGAIN! XD yes yes Shu Teng. You're not coming my blog anymore right? LOL!


At "Chee Qiong Gai" buy 1 =]

Owh what is this?


LOLIPOP!!!


MY CUTE LOLIPOP!!!


And my soft toy stole it from me *curse*

LOL!


~Karumenu - loli loli loli POK!

Friday, January 25, 2008

How come everyone is posting the same thing?
Is all about

L.O.V.E ?
Why??????
Looks like everyone got obsess with L.O.V.E eh?
Everyone is heart broken.

Everyone is sad. And everyone is EMO ?

People always get fool by the word L.O.V.E...
No mather boys or girls, each of us will get thru this part : L.O.V.E
What's the meaning of L.O.V.E?
No one knows actually. Even scientist won't know because they fall in the trap too. Thinking about our past will sometimes hurts.

But thinking about the love we received, is quite loving. =]

Everyone deserves to be love. No mather from who.

The most important is...

Everyone is loving it :D And you'll be happy if you're

Simple minded =]

Don't compare the love you gave each other, because you have to know

That i love you all too =]


~Karumenu - Juu biI nNe3rRrhHhxXxX~~ eEmm mMMuaAcCkxzXXzZx LOL!!!!! XD

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Is the day...
where world changes
everyone is scare
no one will believe it
that everything may turn to doom
NOTHING may survive...

Is the day where...









































SPONGEBOB TURN BAD

HAHAHAAHAHAH~~~


~Karumenu - LOL!

Gold Fish

Whee~
My dad took me to the pet shop yesterday and today. Why you ask? Buy goldfish lu~ Falalala~~ bought so many fishy~ Some for my uncles too. Lalalala~
Gold fish so cute la la la~
While we're at the stall, obviously i would play with the animals. Why again you ask? I'M A PET LOVER~ WHEEEEE!! And i saw they selling turtle? Not sure is that a sea turtle. But...isn't that cruel? =(
Well, saw rabbits~ saw hamster~ saw hedgedog~ saw "mata - mata" ( a kind of disgusting tortiese ) saw lots and lots of fishes~ even saw eels~~ Worst thing of all, Crickets! EWWWWWW =X

Falalala~ Owh well x] So...


Fishes...


More fishes...


And terbalik fishes O.O?

bahahaha~~

~Karumenu - broop broop~

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

New Layout

Wheeeeeeeeeee~!
New layout, New life? xD
Candy candy yummy yummy

IS THIS FONT SIZE HOKAY FOR YOU HUI XIAN :D
I SO GREAT~! THINK FOR YOU ALSO XD

but u also didnt come

-AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHH-
Tho, I PREFER MCD HAHAHA =x


To Uncle Daniel : YAPPY DARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH URFDAY x]


~Karumenu - suddenly so good =x

Monday, January 21, 2008

just a pic =]


Just a pic that i promise to post on my night out
Others will be post late x]

My CNY New Clothes -eye shines-

-Theme music-
DENG~~ DENG DENG DENG DENG DENG~ JIN LA DENG DONG DA DUNG~ DING DANG DONG DENG DENGGGGG~~~!!!!! XDD
hokey this is lameee =x carlame has strike the building (swtz)

So Amanda and I promise each other to show our CNY new clothes. BUT! both of us agree webcam is hard to see. Might as well post in the blog and show to everyone =]! So da~ da da da~ da DA~~~!

First I'll show the shirts from Nichii
-Single type shirt for wearing inside i won't post it because is just a singlet with no design except the colour of red and black -_- -

First shirt =](RM19.90) Prepared to wear on the first day of CNY


Second shirt


Third one. Looks crumbled -.- anyone voluenteer to iron for me? =]

And now from Mid Valley~!! Bought on Saturday x3

From Miss Whatever (Forgotten the price)


From Hush Puppy =]! THEIR DOGS SO DARN CUTE -_-! (RM53.90) As my mom says : So much cloth expensive, so little cloth also THAT expensive xD


A skirt which i forgotten to state on the last post =x


With flash. Better?


Seems like every pants looks better with brown colour except this x] Is grey! (RM95.00 with 20%)

I'm going to show all my outfits before i show other stuff from Mid Valley also =]



A skirt from Fiona Jie Jie (Andy's Girlfriend) 2nd hand skirt -_-



Another 2nd hand skirt ==


My bag that makes Mei Kei jealous and Amanda because she wants a bag too xDD


Close up -MY BAG ACCESSORIE IS THERE :D-


With flash =]


My lably show x] -bought at Sunday-


My hair band x3


Shiny shiny hair band ;D


Me with my hair band -_-

Done with my CNY outfits. So now I'll show a little things that i've done on Sunday when i was bored =x


Something to hang my necklace


Someplace to poke my earrings


And some place to put my bracelet and hair bands


And all this stuff which no place to put


All together become this x]

~Karumenu - CNY~~~ I WAN WEAR NEW SHIT -.-!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Lots and lots of blahs

Blahs~
Blahs and more blahs~
So many blahs until there isnt any blahs
but how come i still blahs like there is more blahs
i donno what blahs but is just fun to blahs
BLAHS I GOTTA STOP BLAHS-ING
LOL! blah =P
Chinese New Year will be on 7th February for 2008 years. Booo~~ so long xD
Well everyone thinking about CNY, anyone thought of Valentine?


People barely talk about Valentine, is just 1 week after first day of CNY. Yep! Is on Thursday - 14th February~
Why people don't talk about it...? Hurt? Pain? Dissapointed?
Valentine is meant for spending with your love ones. It isn't a MUST to spend with your boy friend or girl friend. You can spend it with your friends, family or even teachers?
Valentine is a happy celebration =D! Valentine is not all about giving chocolates or having dates. Valentine is not only about receiving gifts from boys (hokay maybe most of the meaning xD)
To me, Valentine is a romantic and loving season =). You can spend it with anyone. Is enjoyable! Wheeee
So don't get sad if you don't have any dates on Valentine. Think about other people, some of them also don't! xD
You can buy gift to your friends if you want *AHEM!*
Or if you have a sincere heart you'll bake some Valentine cookie =D and give it to your friends or family =] -AHEMexcuseme xD-

Or if you even rich enough...Buy some flowers =]

So main point of this post is...BUY SOMETHING FOR ME ON VALENTINE~ BAHAHAHAHAHA =X
Hokey serious, main point is don't get EMO on Valentine and be happy if you have a love one to spend with =]
I'm available~~!!! HAHAHAHA =X!


~Karumenu - Smiles to all of you blahs!

Falalaalaa

Chinese New Year is here...And obviously for new year, we buy new shirts. Yep! Today i officially declare i actually bought thingS that all together is already over RM300+ for today? or was it RM200+ ? I forgotten = =
What i bought? WHEE~ let me tell you =D
2 shirt - one of them cost RM 53.90(Hush Puppy) another forget price (Miss Whatever)
1 pants - Cost err...hmmm...RM95.00 with 20% discount (I=am) =x!
1 bag ( FOR ANGPAO HAHAHA ) - RM 39.90 (Miss Whatever)
1 bag accessories - RM11.90 (Miss Whatever)
1 hair band - RM29.00 (Bonita)
BAHAHAHAHA
i rule ~ ==
And some more BEFORE today, i bought
2 singlet type shirt for inside wear - each RM 9.90
1 shirt for first day of CNY - 19.90
another 2 shirt - 1 is RM19.90 and another i forgotten
All from Nichii
Hokey hokey
some of you might say i rich? chuen?
But eleh~ CNY oni buy LAR
Other time i went shopping sometimes didn't even bought a single things.
Solei LARH~ xDD
Today is officially my SHOPPING SPREE xDD
Anyone calculated how much?

~Karumenu - Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~ secret words everywhere~!

Friday, January 18, 2008

News For You And Me To Know

Got it from : http://news.uk.msn.com/polluted-planet.aspx

The world's top ten most polluted places

Black snow slick with deadly toxins, blankets of choking coal dust and acrid carcinogenic air: welcome to life in the world’s most polluted places.
Poisoned with chemical waste, heavy metals and radiation, these oft overlooked hellholes are the relics of an environmentally ignorant industrial era – contaminated cesspools where living is tantamount to a death sentence.
Compiled by the US-based Blacksmith Institute, an independent environmental group, this Top Ten list of the world's most severely polluted places spans seven countries and affects more than 12 million people.
“In some towns, life expectancy approaches medieval rates and birth defects are the norm, not the exception,” said a Blacksmith spokesman. “In others, children's asthma rates are measured above 90%, and mental retardation is endemic.”
Six of the ten killer communities are in China, India and Russia, where fast-track economic expansion and decades of unregulated mining and chemical production have left a legacy of devastation, both human and environmental.
But it’s not too late. Blacksmith founder and director, Richard Fuller, said the unhealthy effects of all the worst places across the globe could be significantly mitigated for less than $1 billion. Simple fixes like digging up the toxic materials and moving them to safer areas away from people can have huge benefits.
“If you spend 10% of the money, you deal with 90% of the problem,” he said. “The fact of the matter is that children are sick and dying in these polluted places – and it’s not rocket science to fix them.” To find out more about the world's most polluted places (listed alphabetically, because the top ten are unranked within the list), click on the thumbnails below.


Sumgayit, Azerbaijian
Linfen, China
Tian Ying, China
Sukinda, India
Vapi, India
La Oroya, Peru
Dzerzhinsk, Russia
Norilsk, Russia
Chernobyl, Ukraine
Kabwe, Zambia

-Pictures can be seen in the website-

Our world is really getting worse. Please! RECYCLE!!!!



~Karumenu - Messing with colours

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Song Recomandation? XDD~



Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch

Spoken:(Cartman)
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club
and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch.

Spoken:(Kyle)
Don't say it Cartman!

(Catman)
Weeeeellll!!

(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman!

(Cartman)
Weeeeelllll!!

(Kyle)
I"m warning you!

(Cartman)
OKay, OKay

(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a Bitch.

Singin:Cartman

Well, Kyle's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle: Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!!)

On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, (pronounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she's a super king kamehameha biatch. Come on you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. (na na na na na na )
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this
(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. (na na na na na na)
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Stan:
ah, Cartman.)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!

What?

OH, Fuck




Ever notice Cartman sounds like Carmen and Kyle is our school Sui Yee Khai a.k.a my ex neighbour and one of my buddy name? XDD~~

~Karumenu - coincidence or what?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Blahs

Is just about Blahs. You can click the top right "X" button if you doesn't want to read because if I'm you, I would consider clicking it =].

As you all know, Chinese New Year is coming =D.


Excited? No? Well I'm xD. Going to see my long-time-no-c relatives =D -claps-!
Not gonna talk much about this. Why? I got nothing to talk HAHA! =X

Do any of you like schools? I do. Well sometimes maybe a little hate =x. But school is quite fun -skipmostofthestudyingpart-. We got lots of friends at school. I mean like if you're a person who always get to go out and have fun with friends. You hate school a lot. But for me? I cant even go out my front door without my parents approval. Booooo~! School for me is a blast. -feltlikeanerd-

School...hmmmm....Why do I like school? I'm not sure about the answer. Maybe because I can see all my friends there. Maybe because I actually can laugh so badly at school until I tear. Maybe because of Mr.Chee. HAHAHAH~ such a joke -.-!! L-A-M-E!
Thanks if you're still reading because if is me, i would just close it xD.

I love school clubs. Exspecially KPJ, for most of you don't know. KPJ can be counted as the best club ever in our school. Wheee~!!! Lots of activities, Lots of fun, Lots and lots and lots of stuff x). Last year KPJ, we did CSI cases using red colour to pretend as blood. We went to camp. We were cooking at our school backyard xD. You couldn't imagine how much fun we had =D!

Gotong - royong we get together and work together -NONIDHELPCLASSHAHAHA-

We even had Activiti Tali. Can i say...this activiti is the best ever? We had flying fox, abseiling, electric gate and lots of other game =D

Woo hoo. I'm like advertising man xD
Hokey as i say at the topic. This is just BLAHS. Might as well stop wasting your time reading this stuff.

My class isnt that fun. But atleast we still have Wei Hoe and Weng Wah to make us laugh like shit! xDD LMAO~~
Today we seriously had fun together playing =]

~Karumenu - it ended weird but i don care cause is just BLAHS XD

Monday, January 14, 2008

Cause I Had A Bad Day~~

Can you actually believe how unlucky i was? Yes, even with a dog name Lucky also so unlucky.

Today

I actually spent so many hours doing those homework yesterday and i ACTUALLY forgot to bring it to school. As in, ALL OF THEM!!!!!! -rawr- Can you actually believe how stupid i was O_O!!!!!!

Next

BM teacher, solei la. I know you hate people didn't bring their stuff but i ACTUALLY did ALL of them one larh. I also want to bring la, but then i guess yesterday i was too tired or something and got blur.

Last

Can I myself actually believe that i lost my present to Angeline? How could i do that O_O? I remember having it untill recess and i think after recess is like...gone? POOF in the thin air. I didn't notice that time, because i was actually STUDYING and lazy to go check it. So I remembering i putting it there but is not there. O.O? After school, i finally check and is REALLY not there. Not in my bag, not on the floor, not in the table NOT EVERYWHERE @@

Damn.
Such a perfect day i had
Now?
Homeworks plus piano lesson plus tiredness and sleepy

RAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR


~Karumenu - rawr ==

Friday, January 11, 2008

Curry Fish Head


That night my dad cook curry fish head

And somehow the salt and sugar ter-mix. So i deleted those pictures. But then only notice we STILL going to eat the curry -.- so solei senior =(
Nvm! I show u the egg HAHAHAHAHA


Nah see..cook egg


Cook bake bean somemore


And then put together


WA LA~! delicious egg xDDD

Still~~ I'm gonna post my camwhore while waiting and after eating x]


While waiting...tik tok tik tok~~


WAH RAO~! SPICY


But veli sedap =D


OMG SO DARN SEDAP!


So good until i wanna feed it to my dog O.O -by kentzai senior xDDD

Camwhore 2,4 and 5 is teached by Senior Kentzai
FANK YOU VELI MUCHY

~Karumenu - veli de sedap xD